Narcisistic Bastards

If it's so important to learn how to say "no", why do our parents teach us mom and daddy as our first words?

It's a fact

Short girls with nice cleavage go well with tall guys.

Colorblind

As an asian, she always thought black & white movies were discriminatory.

His Dream Girl

She's got a long long jacket
and a short attention span.

Stand-Up

Once a girl broke up with me because of my job.
I'm a comedian. She said she was looking for a serious relationship.

Is She Well Educated?

She's got a Phd in Awkward First Dates.

In The Bizarro World...

Billy Corgan has good taste in women.