what he always tried to say, but never really had the guts to

Love does not exist.
But you do.

My Battteries Are Super Alkaline II

They must be doing a lausy job, though, cause i keep hearing people complain about their batteries dying.

My Batteries Are Super Alkaline

They wear a cape and save regular Alkalines all the time. Sadly, it doesn't allow them much free time to actually make my Mp3 Player work.

Cheat Codes Gone Wrong

When i decided to play in God mode, i certainly wasn't expecting to be asked favors all the time.
God is not an errand boy.

I'm a Videogame

And she's not the right platform for me.

Long Story Short

It rained a lot, but i wasn't a plant, so i didn't really do much growing up.

Songs Unsung

well, you have tasted all my wine
drank it all it, said it was fine
the drummers kept on drumming
i recognize the songs you're humming.
all across your landscape,
cruising with desdain,
trough sunny winter days
and rainy eyes,
with tiny sparks of love.
you walk them by,
not knowing what,
you wave them off,
not knowing who,
but has he done the same to you.
staring at the ceilling,
in a bed that wasn't willing
to be shared
by such rebellious hearts,
martyrs of the coldest days,
they never knew just what to say.
but words were never told to stay,
they vanish now,
be back in may,
with memories,
of broken bones,
the band keeps blowing
march trombones.
her head is spinning like never before
if it's not love,
i'll breath no more
if it's not love,
i'll lock the door.

Bad Timing

He only found out he was not that into her
when he was way too much INTO her.

Breakfast was quite unpleasant.

How Sad

you versus hapiness
and you lose by forfeit

for the guess who?

ask yourself why you're alone
erase my name from your little black heart
for the streetlights i drag with me
are not enough to make your path bright and clear
and your lipstick vandalized mirror
abruptly disconnects you
from the true self
that undoubtly falls to its knees
everytime my name's conversed to soundwaves.

as clouds rain down on lonely people all around the real world
you so aptly despise,
you will one day wake up sweating
and with a urge in your heart,
you'll try to patch up the blanket that once warmed your uncoherently cold body
on the bleakest on nights.

as your mind pleasantly wonders in your ever so shiny cinematic dreams,
mine consistently replays the credits of our class b indie movie,
not knowing yet which role i played.

for you

and you took my heart with one hand
the one you used to wave goodbye

for all the girls

I'm the human equivalent of Windows 7,
all the other guys take up too much of your space,
have too much bugs,
and all they do is slow you down.

In the Bizarro World...

Has balls.

In the Bizarro World...

sucks as much as here.

In the Bizarro World...

A portuguese construction worker can be a doctor in Ukraine.

In the Bizarro World...

Kanye West is a Buddhist Monk.

for the long lost love

When it comes to love, i'm a blind man
and you're body is surely the most beautiful braille i've ever read.

A Moment of Glory

the only thing he ever won
was a loser of the year award.

for all the nostalgics

I have no memories left of you.
I've worn them all out.

Where there's smoke, there's fire

She thought cuban cigars were shaped like cubes.

for all the dreamers

You never sent me any letters, but i remember every word on them.

for the control-freak

so what, you found your love on a petshop
but you could at least buy him a longer leash.

for the lost cause

you can lock yourself in
you can swallow the key
but don't forget
the key's still inside of you.

for the dumb

there's a reason why they gave you a dog's name
it's because your constant barking drives people insane.

for the good

last night i had a dream,
but i didn't keep it.

They're not performing well enough

What about a book called "Crash-Testing for Dummies".

Teen Studies

i wonder why teens care so much about their clothes and their style when all they really want to do is get naked and fuck like bunnies.
funny that wearing the right clothes actually means you get to take them off sooner.