A Moment of Glory

the only thing he ever won
was a loser of the year award.

for all the nostalgics

I have no memories left of you.
I've worn them all out.

Where there's smoke, there's fire

She thought cuban cigars were shaped like cubes.

for all the dreamers

You never sent me any letters, but i remember every word on them.

for the control-freak

so what, you found your love on a petshop
but you could at least buy him a longer leash.

for the lost cause

you can lock yourself in
you can swallow the key
but don't forget
the key's still inside of you.

for the dumb

there's a reason why they gave you a dog's name
it's because your constant barking drives people insane.

for the good

last night i had a dream,
but i didn't keep it.

They're not performing well enough

What about a book called "Crash-Testing for Dummies".

Teen Studies

i wonder why teens care so much about their clothes and their style when all they really want to do is get naked and fuck like bunnies.
funny that wearing the right clothes actually means you get to take them off sooner.