Bad Timing

He only found out he was not that into her
when he was way too much INTO her.

Breakfast was quite unpleasant.

How Sad

you versus hapiness
and you lose by forfeit

for the guess who?

ask yourself why you're alone
erase my name from your little black heart
for the streetlights i drag with me
are not enough to make your path bright and clear
and your lipstick vandalized mirror
abruptly disconnects you
from the true self
that undoubtly falls to its knees
everytime my name's conversed to soundwaves.

as clouds rain down on lonely people all around the real world
you so aptly despise,
you will one day wake up sweating
and with a urge in your heart,
you'll try to patch up the blanket that once warmed your uncoherently cold body
on the bleakest on nights.

as your mind pleasantly wonders in your ever so shiny cinematic dreams,
mine consistently replays the credits of our class b indie movie,
not knowing yet which role i played.

for you

and you took my heart with one hand
the one you used to wave goodbye

for all the girls

I'm the human equivalent of Windows 7,
all the other guys take up too much of your space,
have too much bugs,
and all they do is slow you down.

In the Bizarro World...

Has balls.

In the Bizarro World...

sucks as much as here.

In the Bizarro World...

A portuguese construction worker can be a doctor in Ukraine.

In the Bizarro World...

Kanye West is a Buddhist Monk.

for the long lost love

When it comes to love, i'm a blind man
and you're body is surely the most beautiful braille i've ever read.