In The Bizarro World...

Billy Corgan has good taste in women.

Flu Anachronism

He got the Swine Flu when it wasn't hip anymore.
So much for his 15 minutes of fame.

Before You Kill Me...

So he pulled the trigger,
shot the helpless pack of cigarrettes.
Self-Defense, he claims.

Zip Up, Zap On

In the absence of sex,
He had to buy a television.

It's The Other Way Around

When I look in the Mirror,
I break.